St Augustine's, Dumbarton - Scottish Episcopal Church

Men and women who are destined for the fires of Hell are to be treated differently, under new Vatican sex discrimination rules. Men will from now on be pelted with fire and brimstone, while the women’s souls are more likely to be broken on a wheel. “Men and women sin in different ways” says Monsignor Wojciech Giertych, personal theologian to Pope Benedict XVI. The Vatican has always regarded women as being so different they ban the clergy from marrying one, and assert ordaining them to be unthinkable. Men are defined as more likey to succumb to lust. That’s not to say women aren’t dreadful temptresses; but they are more likey to display pride, envy and anger, as any man married to a nagging wife can testify. Many husbands will take comfort that their wives will be tortured on a wheel by God and spend eternity in agony.