St Augustine's, Dumbarton - Scottish Episcopal Church

Archbishop Peter Akinola is not one for reticence when he compares gay people with animals. They are symptomatic of a sick, western society. But today, an English animal is shown to be as bad as a ‘gay’. After a Baptism Service, an Anglican parrot has gone into a sexual frenzy and bonked a woman’s hat. HORRIFIED Jackie Lucking woke to find her parrot bonking her feather hat — while she was wearing it! Her pet Shrek flew into a lust-filled frenzy after swallowing nine SlimNSexy diet pills, which also boost sex drive. Mum-of-three Jackie, 40, of Witham, Essex, had nodded off wearing the hat after a christening. She said: “He turned into a maniac. All he wanted was to get his wing over, it’s disgusting.”
This will provide futher ammunition for conservative Anglicans like Akinola who want nothing to do with the decadent Church of England. (Spotted by Fr David Heron)